i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
whose parrot is this?
my nextdoor neighbor called me saying "um hey, your mom just stumbled into bed with me and my husband, can you please come get her?"
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