He is like the real live version of the state fair..
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
Randomize
