STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
I have tasted many bathrooms
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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