it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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