It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
Okay, since we're going to be living together and I'm obviously better than you at everything, I have one single simple rule that I want you to follow: DO. NOT. FUCK WITH ME.
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