in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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