We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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