he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
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