That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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