He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
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