I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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