A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
hot take: drunk me can walk through walls?
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
Randomize
