My friends, they love my intelligence
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
just found out that she named her cat after me.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
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