i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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