Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
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