Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
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