U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
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