think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
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