you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
Houston, we have a blender
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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