I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
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