Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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