I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
My orgasm happened in two different decades
Randomize