no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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