She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
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