Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
Randomize
