I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
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