I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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