No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
Just got hit on by a 28-year old, quadraplegic, triple-cancer-survivor redneck. Now updating bucket list to meet newfound standards.
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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