how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
so this carnie looked at me and said "the ride in my pants is funner." i wet myself.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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