he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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