shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
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