you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
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