I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
it hurts more in the daytime
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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