You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
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