I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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