I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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