your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
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