He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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