Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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