I will die if light touches me.
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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