I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
when I was too drunk to walk on my own two feet, he stole a shopping cart from the grocery store at the corner and proceeded to wheel me back to my apartment.
Then he tucked me in, gave me a goodnight kiss and slept on my sofa. I woke up this morning and he was making waffles.
he is a god among men.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
Randomize
