So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
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