Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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