Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
All I want is to send a text that says "i slept with someone while wearing nothing but purple argyle socks this weekend." But the only person i would send that to is you. But you already know. Because they were your socks.
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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