drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
The dog destroyed my vibrator and swallowed several pieces. Vet gave us a laxative so now I’m checking lots of dog shit and having no orgasms. Plus the cute vet knows I don’t get enough dick, so that’s just great
Randomize
