i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
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