STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Heybabeimwearingurpanties
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
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