I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
Randomize
