id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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