Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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