i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I wish you could order shots online.
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
Adding to the list of things I have said out loud at the bar that I shouldn't have: "I am the yoda of sucking dick"
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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