I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
Sext me about skeletons
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
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