So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
Sending emails to my new boss whilst unable to move from the toilet seat because of alcohol. Great start to a new job as a school counselor.
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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