I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
Randomize