If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
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you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
Sometimes while peeing I'll go hands free, put my arms up by my chest and make claw hands, and pretend I'm a new type of dinosaur called Dickosaurus Rex.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
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