yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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