You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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