But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
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5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
I just crawled out of bed at 5AM to make her a peanut butter and Nutella sandwich. Somewhere in the distance, I could hear whips cracking.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
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