You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
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