so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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